Thursday, July 11, 2013

If I won the lottery....

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Today I am linking up with Holly and Kristie and telling you all the things I would buy if I won the lottery!

1. The very first thing I would do would be to fix up and sell my house and buy my dream house.... On a quiet beach in New Zealand. See you bitches later... Me and my babies are going to have a kick-ass accent. 

2. The second thing I would do is leave a flaming pile of dog poop on my neighbors front porch... What... you don't have to be rich to do that? I'll do that when we move then.

3. I would go SHOPPING and buy whatever the F that I, Jonathan, and Hazel want. It is a rarity that I get to go shopping without knowing exactly what I'm going to buy. 

4. I would buy a house for my mom, dad, sister, and brothers in whatever location they desired. 

5. I would hire a maid and personal chef and their names would be Paula Deen and Ina Garten.

6. I would get the biggest bath tub in the world. I am 6'1.... My legs NEVER EVER fit into a tub. I want a swimming pool as my bathtub with jets. 

7. I would take my whole family on a vacation to Italy and Hawaii. 

8. And lastly I would buy a new car. With all the cool gadgets that no one really needs but everyone wants.


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9 comments:

  1. MereJuly 11, 2013 at 8:16 AM

    Hahaha number 2. I can't wait to hear about this!

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  2. LoraJuly 11, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    sounds like fun to me!

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  3. Brittany BowenJuly 11, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    I would like to add one thing to your list... #8 should come with multiple sets of keys since you tend to loose those a lot. :) Of course with a personal maid maybe she can keep up with them.

    I am also hoping #2 resurfaces in your blog sooner rather than later.

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  4. BrandyJuly 11, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    Uh oh, watch neighbors!
    Your list has a lot of things mine would have!

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    1. BrandyJuly 11, 2013 at 11:51 AM

      that's supposed to say watch OUT neighbors! lol

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  5. Heather FoxJuly 11, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    I concur with the bathtub statement. #tallchickproblems

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  6. She's a big starJuly 12, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    Oh my gosh, Ina Garten... she drives me CRAZY yet I still can't change the channel when she's on! It's like I'm in a trance... haha!

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  7. a happier girlJuly 12, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    I can think of a few neighbors I wouldn't mind leaving a present for on their porch, too! Great list!

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