Thursday, July 11, 2013

If I won the lottery....


Today I am linking up with Holly and Kristie and telling you all the things I would buy if I won the lottery!

1. The very first thing I would do would be to fix up and sell my house and buy my dream house.... On a quiet beach in New Zealand. See you bitches later... Me and my babies are going to have a kick-ass accent. 

2. The second thing I would do is leave a flaming pile of dog poop on my neighbors front porch... What... you don't have to be rich to do that? I'll do that when we move then.

3. I would go SHOPPING and buy whatever the F that I, Jonathan, and Hazel want. It is a rarity that I get to go shopping without knowing exactly what I'm going to buy. 

4. I would buy a house for my mom, dad, sister, and brothers in whatever location they desired. 

5. I would hire a maid and personal chef and their names would be Paula Deen and Ina Garten.

6. I would get the biggest bath tub in the world. I am 6'1.... My legs NEVER EVER fit into a tub. I want a swimming pool as my bathtub with jets. 

7. I would take my whole family on a vacation to Italy and Hawaii. 

8. And lastly I would buy a new car. With all the cool gadgets that no one really needs but everyone wants.

What would  you do if you won the lottery? 


  1. Hahaha number 2. I can't wait to hear about this!

  2. I would like to add one thing to your list... #8 should come with multiple sets of keys since you tend to loose those a lot. :) Of course with a personal maid maybe she can keep up with them.

    I am also hoping #2 resurfaces in your blog sooner rather than later.

  3. Uh oh, watch neighbors!
    Your list has a lot of things mine would have!

    1. that's supposed to say watch OUT neighbors! lol

  4. I concur with the bathtub statement. #tallchickproblems

  5. Oh my gosh, Ina Garten... she drives me CRAZY yet I still can't change the channel when she's on! It's like I'm in a trance... haha!

  6. I can think of a few neighbors I wouldn't mind leaving a present for on their porch, too! Great list!