Friday, January 25, 2013

Wanna know how much of a fat girl I am?

Okay last night Jonathan and I were watching Top Chef. I love cooking competition shows! I could watch Food Network all day! Anyway... Last night on the show they did a fried chicken competition. I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN YA'LL. Well right after we watched that show we went to bed...

And I had a dream. 
Not as good as MLK's.
In MY dream I was in a mall. And I passed by The Great American Cookie Company stand. And I was all "I'm not going to get one I'll just keep walking...." Then (because we're still in a dream here people) EVERY. SINGLE. STORE. (you're welcome Hannah)  was The Great American Cookie Company. So I got a mini doozie with m&m's. 
What? Ya'll don't remember what you order in your dreams?
Well anyway... I put my cookie on my plate and apparently they were having a "if you buy a cookie then you get a free food buffet." Right... cause that happens never.
So I walked through the buffet of food and found the fried chicken and I LOADED UP. I got 3 legs and a breast that's what she said.

I don't remember eating any of this in my dream... Do you even eat in dreams? I can't recall if I ever have... But I loaded them all up and say my fat butt down.

I have decided that I need professional help. Jillian Michael's would tear me in two for having that dream.

Have I mentioned that my blog is a "no judge" zone?? So stop judging me!
I just though this one was especially strange because apparently I will never stop being a fat girl at heart even in my dreams. 
I have issue's ya'll.
Now I'm heading to Body Pump to work off my 4 pieces of fried chicken and cookie.

17 comments:

  1. I go to Mrs. Field's in REAL LIFE and get two cookies smooshed together with icing. YEP - I do... LOL

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    1. I was about to say the same thing. Our mall here has Mrs. Fields. I think that is called a "Double Doozie" COME. TO. MAMA.!

      Freaking Hilarious Dream!

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    2. Thank you! Yes! They are called double doozies!!!! I get the "mini" one usually but right now I want a BIG one! (that's what she said)

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  2. your dream made me hungry...how does that work?!

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  3. Thanks for making us ALL want a cookie! :-P

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  4. Maybe we can all satisfy our cravings in our dreams...like that never ending movie with Leo....can't think of the name!! ahh

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    1. I wish!! I still want a cookie and fried chicken :(

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  5. I was just telling someone the other day that I can't watch The Food Network cos then all I want to do is eat, eat, eat!
    Your dream is hilarious!
    I'd probably wake up and run straight to the scale to see if that actually happened!
    And normally I'm a sweets girl, but this post made me REALLY want fried chicken!!

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    1. haha! I know... I am a sweets girl too but fried chicken is one of the best salty things!

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  6. Oh girl, we don't have a GACC here, but when we visit NC every few months, I get like a dozen and eat them all in 2 days. They are the bomb!!

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    1. They are sooooooo gooooooddddd I want to go to the mall just to get one!! I'm craving it! Damn shark week

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    1. I know... Apparently I made everyone crave what I'm craving! haha! you're welcome :)

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  8. Sounds like you have an issue...

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